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Bitch You Make Me Hurl
My name is Rebecca. I'm 17 years young, and Philly is my home.
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“It’s Mystic Falls; nothing bad ever happens here.” – Elena Gilbert, sophomore year
Well, at least we now know why bad shit started happening in Mystic Falls. Elena uttered the words that are the TV equivalent of chanting in Latin and opening up a Hellmouth. Doesn’t she know that you never say stuff like that? That’s like saying “I’ll be right back” in a horror movie. YOU’RE NOT COMING BACK, DUDE.
But all kidding aside, I really enjoyed this episode. Which I know is basically like me saying, “Yeah, breathing is cool. I enjoy it,” because I love every episode of this show. But when you’ve got one of the best writing staffs on television, what do you expect?
‘The Vampire Diaries’ is one of the most consistent shows on TV in the sense that week after week you know it’s going to be amazing. You might not have any idea what is going to happen – and believe me, that’s a good thing – but you know when you sit down to watch an episode that you’re going to be entertained, you’re going to be knocked on your ass and you’re going to find yourself threatening the lives of Julie Plec’s unborn children if she so much as thinks about hurting another beloved character. It’s just what happens. And we viewers love it.
There was a lot of speculation about what would happen in tonight’s season finale, aptly titled ‘The Departed.’ And while I truthfully was a little upset that there was no Mark Wahlberg cameo, I think this show still went out with a bang. Again.
There has been talk for weeks about who Elena would ultimately choose, about which brother she would decide was more important to have in her life. Would she choose the sweet, romantic, beautiful stable relationship she has with Stefan? Or would she choose the passionate, dangerous and uncertain road with Damon? Let me tell you, I might have to redo my Pacey Witter theorem, because this show’s handling of the love triangle is brilliant – it blows every other triangle out of the water.
For weeks Elena has said that she didn’t know who to choose, that she couldn’t stand having to say goodbye to one brother when she’s lost so many people already. But for all her talk, we were assured that Elena would choose by the end of the episode. We were assured that the writers weren’t going to try to pull a fast one on us by having her choose herself. And I guess you can’t really say we were lied to; Elena did choose a brother – it just seemed a little half-hearted to me.
She chose to return to Stefan, and by extension to Caroline and Tyler, after finding out that Evilaric had staked Klaus. Homegirl actually decided that it was better to let Damon possibly face death all alone in order to return to Mystic Falls where her life expectancy was considerably lower. This, bear in mind, is the same girl who wouldn’t leave Damon’s side in last season’s finale when he was dying from a werewolf bite.
But while Elena chose Stefan, (after telling Damon that she never un-fell out of love with Stefan and that she cared about him which was why she had to let him go – by the way, does that sound familiar to anyone else?) did she really choose him? Based on the fact that Elena is now in transition (I’ll get to that in a minute), it seems to me we have a whole new chapter to this love triangle. In fact, I might even go as far as to say this is an entirely new beginning to an entirely new love triangle.
But before I delve into that hot mess, and before I forget, let’s discuss the fact that Elena is now a vampire.
Elena becoming a vampire made me happy. Damon still has a chance.
I CAN’T EVEN ANYMORE!!!!! SO MUCH MIND FUCKERY!!!!! I’M NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO EVEN ANYMORE!!!!!
First of all, I am SO very pissed at Elena right now. Okay, so she’s alive, and if what happens in the books is the same as the show, then she will go straight to Damon? Or something. BUT, even if she does, the damage is done. She already picked Stefan over him when he was DYING. It won’t be the…
I am literally emotionally drained for the year. I’ve been bawling for like 20 minutes. The Vampire Diaries just makes me want to crawl up in a ball, find a hole, and die. Why do they do that to us? It’s like the writers want you to leave you numb… But at the same time you’re begging for more and that need to know what happens next consumes you. I will never be able to get over what happened in this episode.
